I have to confess that there's a kind of running conversation among the "100 Words" contributors, and sometimes side-conversations bubble up where we conspire to post outlandish or blasphemous material.
I was expecting Andy to go on a Jesus-mocking kick with me, but it never panned out.
Oh well. I still had fun with my entry.
All young boys dream of flying, but Jesus really could.That stuff really scared the crap out of Mary, Joseph, his brothers, and his sisters.
"Do you think we should tell him about the Son Of God thing?" said Mary.
"Absolutely not!" snarled Joseph. "We just need some bigger rocks to tie to his ankles."
Twenty years later, Mary watched helplessly as they nailed her son to a wooden cross.
She wasn't worried about him dying, though. She was just hoping the cross was heavy enough to keep him from flying around with the thing.
The spear wound brought relief.
I'm so damned.