Watch out! It's a squirrel with an AK-47 for the theme today on 100 Words or Les Nessman, so I couldn't resist a jab at Old Dead Napkinhead.
The trembling from Parkinson's dissipated, itself a victim of the destruction HIV was doing throughout his body.The machines kept him going. Until...
They found the account numbers.
Dam-
He was gone.
And then he was back.
Yasser looked around.
No Paradise. No seventy-two virgins. No throne of Allah.
"What is this madness?" he wanted to say.
It came out as: "Chitter!"
Yasser scampered out of his knot-hole, down his tree, and he looked in the pond.
"Chitter!"
He looked around, and saw a squirrel in a tiny wheelchair.
Yassin?
He blamed the Jews, and declared a jihad. For...
NUTS!
Don't you wish all their jihads were for nuts?
