So I had control of the topic and I chose SOUP.
The result was... um... er... pathetic.
There's nothing left to eat but soup. Everything else went bad while I was out.I put the least-dirty pot on the stove and light the burner.
No electricity here, so the electric can opener is useless.
There's a manual can opener in the drawer. Looks a bit rusty.
What the heck. It's worth a shot.
Or not. It breaks on the lid. And there's no pull-tab on the lid, either.
Great.
I put the soup can on the back yard fence, draw a bead on it, and squeeze the trigger.
Chicken and noodles everywhere.
I'll be eating out today.
Soup's on!
