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Pants Avenger

A kid with hip-huggers is walking through a playground, bullets as a belt? What can this mean? Well, to me, it's Buddy Lee gone mad.

Buddy Lee grew up.

Nobody expected him to, but as with all little boys, he did.

And he grew up fast. He outgrew his dungarees quickly, and the company no longer needed him as a spokesman.

He hit the streets hard,

All those years of getting knocked around made him angry.

They made him crazy.

Buddy roamed the world, looking for people wearing those dungarees.

He swore an oath that if there was anything left of his victims, they'd be buried in them.

That's why I wear a kilt. Buddy ignores kilt-wearers.

And I've got the knees for it, too.

Actually, I don't.

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