I swore I'd get a better microphone, and I'm planning on getting a USB setup tomorrow. Until then, try not to scream too loudly at the poor quality of this one, okay?
Here's yet another blasphemous effort I penned for 100 Words Or Les Nessman. Also, Redsugar Muse podcasted her story from yesterday.
Pretty soon, all of 100 Words Or Les Nessman will follow where I lead.
Juan and his burro Steve went up the mountain to pick coffee beans.A bush was on fire.
"I AM THE LORD JEHOVAH, GOD OF ABRAHAM," it said.
Juan stared. Steve brayed.
"I HAVE TEN NEW COMMANDMENTS FOR MY CREATION!"
"Que?" said Juan.
The bush rustled.
"OH GREAT," it said. " DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?"
"Que?" said Juan.
"YOU... SPEAKA... ENGLISH?" the bush said, slower and louder.
"No habla," said Juan.
"SHIT," said the bush. "NEVER MIND THEN."
Juan stared.
The flames grew. "LEAVE! GO! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!"
No more weed before harvesting, thought Juan, running away.
Just wait until they start penning their compositions while packing pasta in their pants! Ha ha!