These are the continuing adventures of Mustard Man, a corporate mascot who is often mistaken for a superhero.
Let's go over this one more time.Mustard Man looks like a superhero, but he's just a mascot.
There are two key differences between a superhero and a mascot:
- Corporate sponsorship
- Super powers
So, when you run out of mustard, call Mustard Man. In a real emergency, scream for Superman or use the Batsignal or dial 911.
Yes, Bobby, both can have sidekicks. But Dijon Lad doesn't have super powers either.
Don't you feel silly now?
Good.
Now do your pal Mustard Man a favor and get help. This girder is really heavy and I can't feel my legs.
No, this won't grow old quickly.