These are the continuing adventures of Mustard Man, a corporate mascot who is often mistaken for a superhero.
I have no idea why anybody would kidnap Dijon Lad. Maybe if his parents were divorced and one of them wanted custody, sure, but the guy who they hired to play Dijon Lad is 23 or 24.As for the 30 million dollars they want, there's no way the company will pay that. Sure, it's a huge company that owns Mustard Man Mustard, but they can always hire another actor to play that role. Or they'll just go with a CGI character mascot.
Maybe they'll kidnap me too.
I have no illusions. Life is brutal and short.
Care for some mustard?
I never did resolve how Dijon Lad got away.