You're probably wondering about The Mustardmobile.
You know, like the Batmobile for Batman?
Well, here's the awful truth about the Mustardmobile
I get asked about the Mustardmobile a lot.Know what? There is no Mustardmobile.
Surprised?
If there were one, I'd hope it would be as nice as the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Man, is that one sweet ride. I remember a baseball game where Mustard Man Mustard and Oscar Meyer were doing a joint promotion, and the Oscar Meyer guy let me drive that thing.
Okay, I'm a really lousy driver, and I ran over some old woman.
Thankfully, we covered that incident up and kept it out of the papers. To this day, she thinks a cab ran over her.
You just had to ask.