Does Mustard Man ever fight crime?
No, but Dijon Lad does. Well, sorta.
I don't consider myself a hero, but there are times when I feel good that someone has something to dip a chicken nugget into or for a hamburger.It probably doesn't make much of a difference, though, so I do my best to remain humble.
Dijon Lad has issues, though. He goes out at night in costume, fighting crime.
He sometimes shows up for work with his arm in a sling or with a black eye.
He's been drinking more than usual, too. White wine and Dijon mustard are good for grilling, but bad for a commercial shoot.
Foolish kid.
I think Mustard Man is going to take a break for a while. He'll be back eventually.