Posted to 100 Words Or Les Nessman originally, this is the fifth chapter of the Mustard Man Chronicles normally seen on This Blog Is Full Of Crap. Try not to be too terribly disoriented by the posting of this episode out of order.
Dear Justice League of America,It is with much regret that I must decline your invitation to join your esteemed organization. Not only am I an ordinary person who lacks superpowers or technological wonders to simulate superpowers, but I am under exclusive contractual obligation to the Mustard Man Brand Mustard Company.
However, should the world be under attack by mustard-vulnerable alien invaders, much like the Martians in the "War of the Worlds" story were fatally vulnerable to the common cold virus, then please do not hesitate to call upon me through my numeric pager.
Regards,
Mustard ManEnclosed: sampler package.
The other four will be on the site shortly.
