I'm going to try something different and post the text of the 100 word story here... it's yet another chapter in the sordid tale of everybody's favorite corporate mascot who isn't a superhero.
Just as Mrs. Butterworth's bottle has a human shape, so does Mustard Man Mustard. But it's not the shape of Mustard Man.It's shaped like Howard B. Kremple, former vat inspector. His untimely death resulted in a large settlement with his family, the disposal of three tons of Mustard Man German-Style Mustard, and the distinctive shape of the Limited Edition bottle.
It resembles Kremple in all but two regards:
Howard was completely bald.
Howard wasn't smiling like that when they pulled him out of the vat. His face was locked in a hideous, silent scream.Still, it's better than nothing.
