"Cats sure fight a lot, but there's always plenty of kittens" was a saying of Abraham Lincoln's. What happens when that goes a little too far? Let's find out!
Walking carefully up the stairway, Abraham tried hard not to trip on any kittens.Somewhere down the hallway, the cats were fighting again.
"Monsters!"
He almost made it to the top. Then, all of the sudden, a herd of kittens came down the hallway to the stairs.
The President reeled and grasped for the railing.
After falling four steps, he clung tightly.
"Oh Lord!" moaned Lincoln. "No more kittens!"
Mary Todd poked her head out of the sewing room. "But you said-"
"I think we've got more than plenty now!" shouted Abe. "Enough!"
They were coming back.
Abe braced himself.
Okay, it still doesn't make any sense.