This time we meet up with our favorite president as he tries to chop down a tree. He's famous for saying that if he had six hours to chop down a tree that he'd use the first four to sharpen the axe, but he didn't always practice what he preached.
The tree stood on the edge of the White House lawn, swaying in the breeze.The scars along its trunk mocked him.
Abe now really hated that tree.
Not enough time, he thought. Not enough time for this.
Lincoln leaned on the axe blade, pushing it into the spinning grindstone. Sweat poured off of his brow, and his shoulders ached with the strain.
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe," he mumbled to himself. "First, not last!"
Next time, he'd just have the artillery boys use it for target practice.
I was going to do something with "The Shining."