Sorry about not recording and posting some of the most recent 100 Words stories.
I've still got a few Abes and Mustard Mans prepared for when my voice gives out or other circumstances make it necessary.
All around the buffet table, piled high with the most delicious and tempting snacks, people stood and waited.And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
"What are you waiting for?" asked Abe, arriving late.
"Good things," said several people in the crowd around the table. "Good things come to those who wait."
"Screw that," said Abe. He rushed to the buffet table, grabbing up all the tasty snacks.
He even managed to fill his stovepipe hat with pudding.
"You snooze, you lose, suckers!" shouted Lincoln.
Only later, as he was throwing up his purloined goodies, did he learn that the table had been the scene of a skunk fight.