This is the fourth chapter in the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, where a famous Lincoln quote is turned upside down and inside out in 100 words. We join Abraham defending himself against a snide, nasty crowd of reporters...
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" asked Abraham.The crowd laughed, and Abraham took the opportunity to scurry back to his private quarters.
"Let me out!" shouted a familiar voice from the desk drawer. "Let me out of here, you ugly bastard!"
"Never!" shouted Abraham back. "I will not unleash your evil upon the
world ever again!""Evil?" said the voice. "But isn't war always a bad thing? Sure, millions must remain slaves to avoid confrontation, mind you..."
Later that night, Abe encased his beautiful face in concrete and sunk it in the White House well.
Ever see the well on the White House grounds?
