This is the fifth chapter in the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, where a famous Lincoln quote is turned upside down and inside out in 100 words. We join General Lee in a moment of shock as he discovers what Slightly Less Than Honest Abe has done with his house in Arlington. Try to guess the famous Lincoln quote this is based on.
"My home is a what?" yelled General Lee."A cemetery, sir," said the messenger.
"This means war!" shouted Lee. He then looked in the mirror.
"Wait. Hold on. I'm already at war. Damn you, Lincoln!"
Lee sent a squadron of Confederate spies to the backwoods of Kentucky. They found the log cabin, and Lee had it rendered into toothpicks.
"Excellent party, Miss Scarlett," said Rhett Butler. "These cocktail
weenies are most excellent.""It's the quality toothpick spears that make them good," said Scarlett O'Hara. "Lincoln's finest."
Both laughed until they smelled the smoke.
Sure enough, General Sherman crashed the party.
Did you guess?
Good.