This is the sixth chapter in the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, where a famous Lincoln quote is turned upside down and inside out in 100 words. Abraham Lincoln once said that when a preacher was preaching, he should act as if fighting bees. Well, we find out why he said it in this 100 word story...
The preacher shouted hellfire upon the congregation, waving his arms like a madman. He kept a stack of bibles by his pulpit, and he'd throw them at exhausted parishioners.Twenty feet above, Abraham clung to the rafters.
He'd staked out this church for weeks, testing his drops and marking spots with chalk.
Wait for it... wait for it...
NOW!
The rafter creaked under his weight. The hive slipped from his grasp and fell on the choir director.
Oh well, he thought. When I hear a choir play, I like to see them act as if they were fighting bees, too.
Pat Robertsons of the world, beware.