This is the seventh chapter in the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, where a famous Lincoln quote is turned upside down and inside out in 100 words. Not every bit of Abraham's wisdom was taken positively. Especially the one about being able to make generals, but it cost money to buy a horse.
Abe had his back to the wall, surrounded by an angry mob of generals."Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have said all that about you," said Lincoln. "After all, you can always make horses, too. You just put a Mommy horse and a Daddy horse together and-"
They dragged him to the White House Hanging Tree. The generals threw the rope over a branch, tied the other end around his neck, and put him on the back of an old nag.
"GIDDYAP!" shouted General Grant, slapping the horse on the ass.
The horse ignored Grant, turned to Abe, and winked.
I'd buy the horse. When they die, you can eat them.
