This is the eighth chapter in the Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln, where a famous Lincoln quote is turned upside down and inside out in 100 words. This time, Abe gets caught on his own quote about wanting to reach the unexplored regions. Especially when you consider he's doing it with the most deranged of his War Cabinet. (Yes, this is the first Somewhat Dishonest Abe story with the new USB Microphone)
The chittering grew louder. Abraham wrapped the last of his shirt around the stick, dipped it in oil, and lit the torch again."Back to the Kingdom of the Molemen or ahead to The Cave Of Razor-Apes?" whispered Harry Stanton.
"We should have just stayed in the kitchen," he grumbled. "What was I thinking?"
"Pardon me, genius," said McLellan. "Didn't you say we should seek the unexplored regions?"
"I didn't mean in here," he sighed. "How was I to know there was an abyss of caves under that trap door?"
Silence.
Grant emptied his flask.
"Jesus!"
The torch went out.
Inspired by the Colossal Cave Adventure and Zork.