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Thirty Pounds To Go

This time we were asked to describe a crash on 100 Words Or Les Nessman. I decided that a crash diet might be amusing to torture a character with.

Bob watched the man toss pizza dough up and down.

Up and down.

Up and down.

Bob drooled.

Just thirty pounds to go, he thought. I just need thirty more pounds.

Up and down.

Bob opened his wallet and looked at The Card.

LETTUCE, WATER, AND VITAMINS it said.

Up and down.

Bob tried to remember what a pizza tasted like.

His mouth tasted lettuce.

And water.

And the bitter pills.

Up and down.

Bob swore that once reached his goal weight, he'd bomb insurance company for rejecting his gastric bypass surgery.

Up and down.

Just thirty pounds to go.

(Also, I've reduced the quality of the encoding to get a smaller filesize)

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