Oksy, so I got a little culturally insensitive and politically incorrect with the theme today, but I like it. And if you don't, well, there's always tomorrow.
I'm standing on the corner, gun in hand.People quickly peer out of windows, lean out of doorways and parked cars.
Buses crawl by.
I take aim, and shoot them all.
Perfect.
I reload, and a schoolgirl hugging a cat comes out from behind a lamppost.
Drilled her right through the forehead. Ten points.
Suddenly, a man in a turban with a bomb in his hand leans out of the bus.
I plug him, too.
The lights come up.
Damn!
"What do you think you're doing, Achmed?" yells the instructor. "A curse upon your mustache!"
I beg forgiveness and reload.
The accent took three takes, by the way.
