Three guys in togas face an unknown subject. Who is that subject? I think it's Sally, and she's facing a really tough decision.
Sally sipped her drink and sighed.Bachelor Number One was a lawyer. An excellent dancer, but a total asshole when drunk. She had the scars to prove it..
Bachelor Number Two was a mechanic. All he did was talk about cars, work on cars, and he often came to bed without washing his greasy, grimy hands.
Bachelor Number Three lived in his parents' basement. He wore pajamas and insulted liberal journalists on the Internet all day.
Sally reached into her purse, flicked a switch, and felt a reassuring hum.
As usual, she ended up going home with "Bachelor Number Four."
Poor Sally!
