The topic of the day was Bush, so I mused a bit on the Hannukah Bush. It's more of a rant than a story, I guess.
Other kids had Christmas Trees.I had a Menorah.
No, I didn't have a Hannukah Bush. We never had a Hannukah Bush.
What's the origins of that stupid Hannukah Bush anyway? The Menorah represents the Burning Bush, so what is this other bush for?
Next thing you know, they'll dress some jackass in a blue suit and call him Rabbi Goldstein or something.
Can we look forward to Ramadan Ralph putting presents by an ivy-covered trellis?
How about a Buddhist Bob passing out Zen Candy in an algae-covered dish?
Whatever happened to Holiday Spirit? Good Will? All that Jazz?
Rubbish!
I piss on your bush!
