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The off-season

Discovery was supposed to launch yesterday, so I made the topic of 100 Words Or Les Nessman "discovery."

A boot strikes the beach, then a knee, a large metal helmet with a ridiculous amount of plumage, and finally a Spanish Flag.

"I claim this land in the name of Queen Isabella," cries the explorer.

Thirty feet down the beach, the same process is repeated for the glory of Portugal. Fifty feet beyond that, God is implored to save the British Queen.

Soon, the beach was filled with flag-waving, angry explorers.

Concealed in the tall grass, the natives laughed.

"Two bushels of maize on Birdman," said Walks With Limp to Sneaking Weasel.

"In the end," mumbled Shaman, "we lose."

The results were significantly better than what happened in Florida, I think.

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