The Tale of Sir Vapid has been told many times in the past. Do a Google Search for Sir Vapid and you'll find him in sites of varying states of decay as well as some old talk.bizarre threads.
Sir Vapid paid for musicians to accompany him on his adventures. He thought he'd be more impressive with some kind of theme music.So a deal was struck, and off they went.
They climbed mountains, crossed swamps, went on holy pilgrimages, and even negotiated a treaty between some farmers and an ogre.
"Impressive," said King Richard. "You'll go far, Vapid."
But the moment he got into a fight, the other knight ran him through with a sword.
"Perhaps I should have bought some armor instead of minstrels," were his final words.
They played at his funeral for no additional charge.
Only now have I gone ahead and contained his adventures in a 100 word story format.
