You've always wondered about Marcie, Peppermint Patty, and Velma from the Mystery Machine crew. Well, it only took 100 words to learn the awful truth about these three.
Patty? Yeah, I knew her. She was always a bit dyke-y.Her parents were so in denial. They were always joking about her being a tomboy. She'd grow out of the sandals and flannel shirts some day. Despite always running him down, that Chuck kid would make a good boyfriend, perhaps?
Yeah, right.
Instead, she turned to me. And heroin.
God, she was fun, but I swear I tried to get her to go clean. I really did.
I was the one who found her body, the needle still hanging out of her arm.
I wonder what Velma's doing tonight.
I still have doubts about those Teen Titan chicks.
