You probably know how the phrase ends. Bubba and Cletus have themselves a ding-dally of a time with a brand new solid brick outhouse. And when I say solid...
Bubba stepped back from the finished structure and wiped his brow with his cap."Nice outhouse," said Cletus. "Purty, too."
"Thanks," said Bubba. "No damn tornado's gonna knock this sucker down. I used rock-solid stone."
"What's with them statues on top?" asked Cletus.
"Gargoyles," said Bubba. "Looked sorta like that Notre Dame church, so I reckoned that it needed some gargoyles."
"Mind if I try it out?" asked Cletus.
"Go right ahead," said Bubba.
Cletus walked up to the outhouse, and then walked all the way around it.
"Where's the door?" asked Cletus.
"Door?" said Bubba.
Cletus laughed. Bubba didn't.
Poor Bubba.
