Revenge is a dish best served cold, and I couldn't wait for Halloween for this sordid tale of toilet paper.
Sam and Joe dropped off their bags, took off their masks, and went back to Old Man Jasper's.The trees groaned in the breeze.
"I don't like this," said Sam. "Let's go."
"He gave out crappy candy," said Joe. "He has to pay for it."
Joe tossed a roll of toilet paper over a tree branch.
"See?" said Joe.
Suddenly, the tree reached down and hauled Joe up by the leg.
"HELP!" Sam screamed. "HELP!"
The old man looked out the window, laughing.
I TP'ed a house once. I was 26 at the time.
