Today's theme was about condiments, so I went ahead and posted a new Mustard Man Adventure... without Mustard Man?
"Justice League isn't answering, Mayor Bloomberg," said the assistant."Have you tried paging?" said Bloomberg.
"Twice," said the assistant. "Most are old numbers. One was a pizza delivery guy, and another was someone offering me a dimebag."
"Have you tried calling that Mustard Man?" said the mayor.
"Um, all he has is mustard," said the assistant. "No super powers."
"Just mustard?" said Bloomberg. "Then why is he a superhero?"
"He isn't," said the assistant.
The mayor leaned back in his chair and sighed. "What's the number of the guy selling weed?"
"The usual?"
"Yeah," said Bloomberg. "And a pizza, too."
And not a single mention of Dijon Lad. He's gonna be pissed.