How about another installment of the Wacky Adventures with... um... er... that guy on the five dollar bill?
It's a rare thing to see the president walk down the middle of the street, but people who looked out their windows on that fine April morning caught a glimpse of Abraham Lincoln slowly strutting down Pennsylvania Avenue."You really should head back," said an advisor.
"Never," said Abe. "I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back."
"Are you sure of that?" asked the advisor. "You should really consider heading back."
"Never," said Abe. "Never in my life."
"Even when you've forgotten your pants?" asked the advisor.
Abe looked down, blushed, and shrugged.
"Hail to the chief!" said Lincoln.
Hail to the chief, indeed.