Since I didn't record my 100 Words Or Lessman last night (I was rebuilding my system), here's another adventure with our favoritest president...
Mary Todd looked out the kitchen window. Abe was crawling around the lawn again.Mary Todd shoved open the window and yelled: "Are you plucking weeds again?"
"I most certainly am," Abe yelled back. "And I'm planting flowers to replace them, too."
"Well, I wish you wouldn't crawl around in your best suit while doing it, you crazy old fart," said Mary Todd. "The cleaning bill is killing us. Grant says we need every penny for the troops."
"Grant," muttered Abe. "Stupid drunk bastard."
So the next time Abe went weeding, he did it naked.
"Much better," yelled Mary Todd.
Aw... don't they make such a cute couple?
