There's no money in the ATM?
Woke up, no paper on my side table so I can catch up with things. Tivo's been wiped. Went online to check my accounts, and they're a mess. Everything's overdrawn.Damn servants always end up trying to stab you in the back. It's only a matter of time, always happens.
I waste an hour with the hotlines my banks and brokers have for low-profile "after hours" customers like me. Everything's taken care of, they should have the guy at my doorstep before midnight, as usual.
Drinking a traitor's blood is the sweetest revenge.
Time to post on Hotjobs again: "Servant."
Halloween sure gets into everything, doesn't it.
