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Down in the Den

A red door, a red nook, and a pair of shoes. What to do, what to do...

If you want to come in Hell's Den, you need to play by the rules:

Leave your shoes outside. Your socks, too.

Cut the knuckles on your left hand with a silver knife.

Knock three times. Two raps, a pause, and then one hard knock.

Really hard. It's a long way down, and it's sometimes hard to hear.

Stand back. Door opens fast.

No saints allowed.

Only sinners.

Got diseases? Bad diseases?

Good. The more the better.

But when you come to Hell's Den, come alone.

Once you're inside, trust me, you won't be lonely.

Tell them Jesus sent you.

I was thinking of the Orchid Lounge and some odd times with Mark and a certain brain-dead gidget of a reporter that Wyatt was horning for.

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