Jesus Week continues with this fine little ditty which is all about me...
"Why hast thou forsaken me?" mumbled Jesus, twisting in agony. God looked down on his son and smirked. "You want to know why?" asked God. "You were showing off, kid." "Showing off?" groaned Jesus. "I was performing miracles. For your glory. To demonstrate your awesome power." "No," said God. "To demonstrate yours, not mine."
"Who is he talking to?" mumbled a soldier. "I thought he was talking to you," said another soldier. "Oh, just spear him and let's go home," said the first soldier. "You do it," said the other soldier. So, they rolled dice to decide. Obviously, Jesus lost.
Tune in tomorrow as Jesus Week on 100 Word Stories. Until someone picks a theme that is specifically "No Jesus" or something.
