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Trouble With Teddy

A toy your child leaves behind in the park...

"How on Earth could this happen?" mumbled Arthur.

He read the brochure again:

"The Teddy 3000 is your child's best friend. Teddy is soft and huggable. Teddy can be used as a floatation device. Teddy has GPS tracking if your child is kidnapped. Teddy is made from 100% recycled materials and is 100% recyclable. Teddy can be used as a breathing mask or emergency environment-proof tent. Teddy knows all your child's favorite songs."

Arthur put the brochure down and looked at Teddy.

Teddy stared back.

They both watched powerlessly as Arthur's daughter played "fort" with the box Teddy came in.

Haven't we all?

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