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Unpack your bags, Janey

The hero rescues the maiden from the dragon, now what?

What a goddamned mess. Janey's yellow and throwing up blood. Her eyes want to roll out of their sockets. "Dragon," she croaks. "Pretty dragon." Shit. Dragon Ride's the worst shit out there. Your mind takes a trip to Paradise, but your body might not be there when it gets back. I fill the needle with Knight and stab it in Janey's heart. "Slay the fucker!" I yell. I check the label: "M" Marco. Bastard sold Janey a dragon when I warned him not to. Marco's gonna ride his car to the bottom of the river. Tied up in the trunk.

Good ending, eh?

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