Simple Math

Friday, December 16, 2005

The warden got tired of screaming at Governor Jackass about running out of room on Death Row. Simple math: too many walking in, not enough leaving feet-first.

On the day the last empty cell was taken, the warden got word yet another prisoner was coming.

No room. That's when he took matters into his own hands: Any new prisoner coming in that needed a cell would have to kill a man for his cell.

One in, one out. Simple math.

Eventually, word got out.

Horrified, the governor put a new warden in office.

The old one left feet-first. Simple math.

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