Okay, it's time for another Doctor Odd vignette.
Doctor Odd held the eggs against the phase-regulated vacuum pump and flipped the switch."Watch!" he yelled.
The eggs vibrated for a moment, glowed red, and then their insides dropped into the skillet below.
"Success," said Odd, inspecting the shells.
Not a crack.
"You can't do this!" shouted his assistant. "This is madness! You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!"
"You're right," said Odd, looking at the bubbling eggy goop in the frying pan.
"Thank God you came to your senses, Doctor," said his assistant.
"What was I thinking?" said Doctor Odd. "It needs peppers and mushrooms!"
I may make a regular thing out of him. Or not.