Well, The Houston Press called a bunch of us locals as dull as sandpaper compared to the porncasts.
I do believe this is inspiration for tonight's 100 word story.
"Let me go," said the blindfolded reporter.He struggled with the straps, but it was to no avail. There was no way he was getting up from the chair.
A giggle. A snicker.
"Who are you?" he whined into the darkness.
"Dull as sandpaper, are we?" said a voice.
The reporter instantly recognized the voice. It was someone he'd interviewed a few weeks ago, but he decided to "sex up" his story a bit for the readers.
"I was just trying to-"
"Do unto others," said the voice. "As they've done to you."
That's when he heard the belt sander.
No, I don't own a belt sander. Although there's a Home Depot just down the block...
