You'd think I'd run out of things to say as Mustard Man, but it's Sunday, and while the Lord rests, I'm thinking up yet another chapter in his ongoing saga...
Whether you call it Sulfur Mustard or Mustard Gas, it doesn't matter. It's a chemical weapon with no relation to mustard itself besides the slight mustard or garlic like odor if it's impure.Otherwise, it is odorless and tasteless. There's absolutely no warning you've been exposed to it until your skin blisters a few hours later.
Or when you die.
On the other hand, Mustard Man Mustard has a savory bite to it. And it doesn't make your skin blister. Most of all, it won't kill you.
Unless someone crushes your skull with a jar of it.
Be careful, okay?
If you'll excuse me, it's time for my daily mustard packet. Mmmmmmmm... mustard!