It's Sunday, so that means it's time for another thrilling episode of Mustard Man!
Why did I follow that star to Bethlehem?I packed a sampler of the finest the Mustard Man Company has to offer, and the next thing I know I'm watching Jesus' birth.
You say there's only three Wise Men? Well, let's see…
Gaspar brought gold. Not a bad present at all.
Bartholomew brought myrrh. Not sure why. That stuff stinks.
What's-his-name brought frankincense. It stinks worse than the myrrh.
And then there's me. I brought mustard.
I never did find the star back. So I crawled in a cave and slept 2,000 years.
What? I'm not in the book?
Crap.
Perhaps there was a fifth man there by the name of Abe?