Tomer Israeli thinks about a recent birth with joy, and...
It all started during my morning walk.I was listening to a hilarious abortion joke on some podcast and was laughing out loud. Suddenly, my cell phone rang. I answered it. It was my mother. She told me that my cousin finally gave birth to a baby boy. They still haven't thought of a name.
When we were done talking I put the earphones back on and kept walking, listening to the rest of the podcast, not noticing the bus that was coming at me. I had no friggin chance.
At least now they'll name the damn baby after me.
That wouldn't happen to be the 1 HOSPITAL bus in Houston, would it?