100 Words Or Les Nessman is back from vacation, and today's theme was a return from a long journey.
"Welcome home, Sir," said the demon on duty at the Gates of Hell."What's with the damn line?" asked Satan. "It took me two weeks to get to this spot."
"Someone moved our records to that stupid Windows Vista crap and-"
Satan raised his hand. "Say no more." He laughed and walked up to the turnstile…
*THUNK*
Which didn't budge.
"Stuck?" asked Satan.
"Um…" stammered the demon. "While you were gone, we had a teensy weensy revolution kind of thing."
"Hitler?"
"Yasser."
"Figures," said Satan. He turned around.
"Leaving again, Sir?"
"Yeah," said Satan."Call if you need me."
They didn't.
He probably can't run things any better down there either.
