Today was the Houston Marathon, so I thought I'd play a bit...
We depend on tourism down here. The whole place is geared for tourism. Hotels, reef diving, restaurants - you name it.Okay, so a skanky college student came down here and partied just a little too much, and she vanished without a trace.
Now everybody's screaming boycott or sanctions, FBI's trumping all over the place.
What a mess.
Our image needed a boost, so I suggested a marathon. Never mind that you'd have to run in circles to make a course of 26 miles.
We did it anyway. And was working.
Until a runner tripped over the skank's body.
Crap.
Okay, kinda sick.
