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Diamonds are not a girls' best friend

I was listening to some old songs and decided to play with the titles.

It was Tina's first time.

The deal was simple: she'd swallow the bag of diamonds, fly to Rome, and then she'd crap them out.

It would have been the easiest ten thousand dollars she ever made. What could possibly go wrong?

When she landed, Customs waved her through.

They were waiting for her. Tossed her in a car and drove for a few hours until they got to the villa.

"Change of plans."

They shot her, cut her open, pulled out the diamonds, and buried the rest.

They used to harvest and sell the organs. Too much of a hassle.

This story underwent several revisions. The original idea was that the diamond smuggling wasn't important, but the courier tissue-matched a rich patient needing her heart or liver or kidneys.

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