Who's the butchest guy in the world? Not Andrew Ian Dodge, apparently...

I ain't the butchist fellow going Not the best at the ole' pullin' But that is the way it goes Why get uptight any more?

Not gay, but not exactly straight
How do you go about finding mates
So what if wankers think you're gay

So why get upset anyway?
After all it's okay to be fey
And befuddle others along the way

Camp as hell, so what
Viva la difference et al

Queer eye and all that lot
Trying to make men what they're not
Fake metros ain't so cool
Cause they try so hard to be a dude

Yes, but you'll always be more manly than me.

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