I had a hard time deciding on a theme today. Then I looked out at the fog and wondered where the sun was.
Scientists have yet to explain why the sun had a big smiley face on it yesterday.Despite warnings telling people not to look directly at it, many people still tried. Lots of cases of blindness in the hospitals today.
Never mind the people medicated to the gills and strapped to their beds, completely freaked out at the idea that the sun had a smiley face on it.
There's no smiley sun today. No sun at all, in fact.
By my watch, it's already two hours late.
Perhaps if we all smile, it will show up before we freeze to death?
The original version of this story blamed the smiley face on a kid that drew faces on everything. Then I watched the Madness flash movies and figured trying to explain a smiley-faced sun was utterly pointless.
