I wrte a full-length story about this behavior once, but I think it can fit into 100 words...
When Oscar needed to travel, he stuffed himself into a crate and had himself shipped.He didn't mind the cramped quarters. He was a master of Yoga and liked the challenge.
His secretary pled for him to travel business class, but he insisted on the crate.
One day, the crate vanished. The cargo company said it was lost. The databases drew a total blank.
Despite top-down searches of every warehouse, Oscar never reappeared.
His secretary refused to give up, searching for years.
She stuffed herself into a crate, shipped herself, and vanished, too.
Maybe they're together somewhere?
I hope so.
I like it much better this way.
