Tomer Israeli is surprised by a fling from the past today...
I entered my office and was surprised to see Laurie waiting for me. I fucked her couple of times, months ago.Now the bitch told me she's pregnant. It happened right around the time when she did it with only one person, she says. Guess who she's talking about, that lying whore!
I didn't believe her, but offered her 10 grand to get out of my life permanently. She insisted she wanted more. Responsibility for the baby, she said. Yeah, right.
Three days later some black punks robbed her and kicked her stomach a few times. What are the odds?
Well, that's better than a coat-hanger in a back alley, I must admit.