The theme was a White Rabbit, which I blew off because it came way too late and I'd already written something. However, Jim S. the Folderman was up to the challenge!
TA-DUM! For the 3,627,122nd time, “The Amazing Moldini†pulled the bloody white rabbit out of the hat. This time was slightly different, though. The rabbit really was bloody. He’d been calling it “that bloody rabbit†for so long that it actually didn’t register at first. It was a little hard to ignore the pregnant silence that descended right after the impressed sigh that he was so used to. Looking up at the bloody carcass, he sighed. To think, he’d actually thought that being the “house show†at the Broadview Retirement Home was the absolute lowest that his career could sink…
Go ask Alice!